Toilet Poems
Wednesday October 31st 2007, 8:51 pm
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Jurnal Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Another to be poet, he wrote this below that…
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose…
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…
And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly.
Hadiah…
Wednesday October 31st 2007, 8:20 pm
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Jurnal tiap-tiap tahun .. ni masalah Milia… nak beri hadiah apa ek… pening pala nak pikir kan… hehehe… bagi jam?.. perfume?… shirt n tie?.. wallet?.. pen?.. apa?..apa?… kalu pompuan sng sket nak pikirkan kan..kan.. kan… tapi kalu laki ni mmg susah sket… infact nak pikir beli hadiah untuk anak sedara pun kadang2 pening pala… tak tau nak beli apa… rasa macam nak beli benda best2… tapi.. kena ikut faktor umur.. tambah plak.. faktor family.. hahahhahaha….susah..susah…
Aries 1st November
Wednesday October 31st 2007, 7:23 pm
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The Bottom Line
Your resources are feeling pinched lately — apply some creativity to the issue.
In Detail
Your resources are feeling a bit pinched lately — either you don’t
have enough money, or you don’t have enough time to get your latest
goal accomplished. But have no fear! It’s time to bring out your secret
weapon: Your breathtaking ingenuity. Apply some creativity to
whatever’s got you flummoxed, and in no time at all you’ll be humming
along on the right track again. Your quick thinking will gain you a new
fan, too — and it might even ignite a few romantic sparks.
Farewell ASMEDA
Monday October 29th 2007, 9:20 pm
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Jurnal uwaaa…. hilang lagik sorang kawan office yg sama kepala…. isk.. makin tak siok
dah keje kat office. As akan berhijrah ke UPSI di TM hahahaha Friday boleh buat lunch date… makan bawah pokok.. pekena bubur kacang ijo!!…sodapp.
semalam.. last day As kat Kolej… kurang la kawan milia pegi lunch!!!.. atau meronda TM… tp..tang TM tu takde hal kot.. sbb As tukar keje ke
free!!.. Anyway.. semalam.. few frens.. buat la farewell utk As.. cum raya celebration… siap
pakai baju raya lagi… kami bawak la kuih muih raya… dan menu?.. heheh.. k.rosni bawak mee kari singgahsahur… k.nor bacak spageti bolognaise, k.rog bawak rendang, ju`a bawak ketayap n daging hitam, syakirah n mas bawak kek2, khairul bawak kerepek2, yu
s bawak buah, isa bawak air gas, k.intan bawak agar2 and nasi impit, milia plak bawak karipap n caramel. 
Makan sakan… konon nyer nak surprise kan As la.. heheheh.. tp dia gatai kaki datang awal lak kat office milia!!.. lokasi nyer di office Milia. meriah makan sepanjang hari… kuih raya pun banyak lagik!!… puas mulut ni mengunyah.. hahahaha….
nnt As dah tak der.. tak besh la.. sapa nak borak dgn Milia?.. chat dgn Milia?.. (walaupun office dia di bawah.. milia di atas.. kami tetap guna gmail talk atau YM) hahaha. Nak ngadu2 kat sapa ek?.. nak pegi makan tengahari?.. minum petang?.. bekpes?.. alahai… kurang dah geng Milia!!!isk..isk…tak siok sungguh la….
Sebagai hadiah farewell, kami kumpul duit.. dan belikan dia jam 
tangan jenama
BUM. Cantik!.. berkenan di hati Milia.. hahah… dah tu.. Milia yg pilihkan!!!!…
To AS… Best wishes…and Goodluck kat tempat baru… jangan lupa kawan2 di sini…..
Aries 30th October
Monday October 29th 2007, 8:07 pm
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The Bottom Line
Thoughts about a parent or older relative will lead you to a new set of goals.
In Detail
When you find yourself thinking of a parent or older relative today,
stop and pay attention. This person symbolizes something that you need
to integrate back into your life as soon as you can. Give yourself time
to figure out what it could be today — the answer might not be obvious
at first. But remember: just because something is in your past doesn’t
mean that it needs to stay there. Whatever you miss can be yours again.
All you have to do is reach back and get it.
The Perfect Man
Sunday October 28th 2007, 10:35 pm
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
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The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
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The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
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The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
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The perfect man will never let you down
he will always be around
through thick and think, always together
The perfect man will love you forever!
kalau la itu definasi/definisi PERFECT MAN… memang la tak akan ada nya PERFECT MAN/// makanya..pencarian… ada lah sia sia belaka… be thankful of what you have,..
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Aries 29th October
Sunday October 28th 2007, 7:50 pm
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The Bottom Line
Turning to family members for comfort is always a good idea — especially today.
In Detail
When was the last time you sat down and had a nice long heart to
heart conversation — with yourself? Having an internal conversation
will do you a lot of good right now, and help you come to terms with a
few things that have been difficult for you. Turning to friends and
family members for comfort is always a good idea, but ultimately you
will find the right answers deep inside of yourself. Right now, you are
the best person for the job of taking care of you.
Aries 27th October
Friday October 26th 2007, 8:14 pm
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The Bottom Line
Arguments today should be seen as warnings. Do not keep going back for more.
In Detail
Here’s a news flash: romance is supposed to be fun, not work. So if
you are working at getting closer to someone right now, stop doing it.
If all it adds to your life is stress, it might not be worth it.
Arguments, missed dates, conflict — these aren’t just obstacles to
moving your relationship forward. They are sure signs that now is not
the time for the two of you. Step back from the relationship and give
the other person time to realize how much they miss you when you’re not
around.
Aries 25th October
Wednesday October 24th 2007, 8:47 pm
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The Bottom Line
Someone as agreeable and charming as you should follow their heart more often.
In Detail
In your quest to have everyone like you right now, you could be very
influenced by people who might not have your best interests at heart.
It is time for you to get comfortable with the fact that you cannot be
everyone’s friend. No one likes everyone they meet, and no on can be
liked by everyone — not even someone as agreeable, charming, and
generous as you! It’s more important to follow your heart and do what
you think is the right thing to do than follow the fashions of the day.
Cerita Seram..
Wednesday October 24th 2007, 8:30 pm
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Jurnal korang suka ke tgk cerita seram?.. MIlia sebenornya suka tengok.. walaupun kadang2 tu takut gak nak tengok… tapi… cerita seram Mesia mmg la tak seram. kadang2 rasa nak guling2 gelak je… kenapa ek?.. kita tak kreatif ke dalam menghasilkan citer2 seram ni?.. muskil la… tapi kalu tgk citer Indon ker.. Thai ker.. Korea ke… omputih ke… mesti menjerit2… tutup2 mata tak mo tengok…
mlm td.. milia tengok citer GONG… tak tau la arahan sapa… tak tengok smp abis pun.. citer nyer lembap!.. tak seram langsung.. membuhsan kan infact!… ada part suspen background music lagu cintan???.. ek eleh… rasa nak terbahak gelak!!!… dah la computer graphic fail…
kalu ada pun citer seram buatan Mesia yg mcik suspek sket.. citer Jangan Pandang Belakang dan Chermin. Cerita ni kira kategori terkejut2 dan menyeram kan.. dgn promosi yg len macam… mmg ok la….
tapi kalu kita tengok citer dari negara lain.. pesal ek seram dia len macam?.. atau dia orang ni berpengalaman tentang hantu?.. tentang paranormal?.. atau dia org sendiri hantu?.. paranormal?.. muahahahha… jahatnya jari!!!….Tengok cam citer Juon… Nang Nak… 13 Ghost…etc… seram ooooo…..
Mungkin kita tak boleh nak expresskan kreativiti kita lagik?..
Mungkin kita tak kreatif?
Mungkin kita tak ada peralatan yang bagus?
Mungkin peralatan tidak mencukupi?
Mungkin…
Mungkin…
Mungkin…
Banyak kemungkinan nyer… hehehe…… apa pun… SOKONG LA PELEM MALAYSIA..(walaupun Milia sendiri tak berapa nak menyokong… hahahah)
Gerak Hati….
Tuesday October 23rd 2007, 9:02 pm
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Jurnal Pernah terasa?.. Pernah percaya?…Apa yang korang lakukan bila korang terasa sedemikian. ye la… maksud Milia.. hati korang terasa tak sedap jer…
selalunyer.. bila Hati tak sedap.. mula benda yang bukan2 di pikirkan.. tapi pernah tak perasaan tu menjadi kenyataan?.. Milia selalu kena… maksud Milia..selalu tak sedap hati.. dan memang benda yg tak elok akan terjadi… sbb tu kalu hati Milia jd tak sedap jer.. rasa berdebar2 jer.. mood Milia mesti berubah…. Memang milia tak mo pikirkan semua ini.. tapi benda2 ni datang secara automatik…tak pernah pun Milia undang perasaan seperti ini datang berkunjung.. apa tah lagi mengundang benda yg tak besh tu berlaku dalam hidup ini.. pada diri ini… dan juga pada orang2 yang di sayangi…
Pernah… seharian Milia tak sedap hati… makan tak lalu.. buat keje tak fokus.. tah mana hala pikiran dan mood Milia… rupanya.. senja tu.. Milia dapat panggilan dari kakak milia memberitahu mak masuk spital… capai apa yang boleh capai… dan terus pecut balik klang…. Pernah juga… hati Milia terasa berdebar sepanjang pagi…dan rupanya.. tghari tu nak gadoh dgn seseorang….uwaaaaaaaaaa…..
Sekarang ni Milia cuba sangat control hati dan perasaan ini supaya tidak berdebar2… tidak seram sejuk… sbb kalu perasaaan ni wujud.. sah sah Milia akan tidak tenteram sepanjang hari….
Aries 24th October
Tuesday October 23rd 2007, 7:22 pm
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The Bottom Line
Today is calm, but there will be lots of activity right under the surface of things.
In Detail
Today’s going to start off as a very calm day, with nary a ripple on
the water’s proverbial surface. But as the day goes on, there will be
lots of activity right under that surface. Sharks are swimming down
there, and while they don’t have specific designs on taking a chunk out
of your flesh, they do have some ulterior motives for their
sweet-sounding ideas. Ask questions. Probe deeper. Discover the true
motivations of people today, and you’ll be able to stick to safe waters.
Bergaduh Dengan Teman…
Monday October 22nd 2007, 11:27 pm
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Jurnal MALAM TADI KAMU DAN KAWAN BAIKMU BERTENGKAR.
KAMU
MEMBUAT KEPUTUSAN TAK MAHU BERCAKAP DGNNYA KEESOKAN HARINYA. DIA SENYUM
KEPADAMU.SEBALIKNYA KAMU MENGETAP GIGIMU KPDNYA. TENTANG KAMU KPD
KWAN2NYA YG LAIN. KAMU PULA MENYEBARKAN KHABAR ANGIN DIA CUBA
MENDEKATIMU DAN MENEGURMU. TAPI KAMU TOLAKNYA KE TEPI. BAGINYA KAMU
SEORG KAWAN YG TERBAIK. KAMU PULA RASA DIA SEORG KAWAN YG PALING
TERUK PERNAH KAMU JUMPA. DIA PUN MENULIS NOTA KPDMU DAN MENCERITAKAN
SEMULA KENANGAN MANIS YG PERNAH KAMU DAN DIA KONGSI BERSAMA. KAMU PULA MENULIS SEMUA SAAT BURUK YG KAMU INGAT SEPANJANG BERSAMANYA
MENGASIHANINYA. TAPI DI HATIMU SUDAH PENUH DGN KEBENCIAN. KEESOKAN
HARINYA KAMU JUMPA SATU NOTA DRPDNYA,
DEAR
SAYA CUBA MEMBERITAHU KAMU SEMLM TAPI KAMU TAK BERI PELUANG UTK SAYA BERCAKAP. SAYA CUBA BERITAHU KAMU BERITA GEMBIRA TAPI KAMU TAKUT UTK MENDENGARNYA. SAYA CUBA UTK SENYUM KPDMU TAPI KAMU SAMBUT SENYUMAN
SAYA DGN KEBENCIAN. SKRG NI KEADAAN SAYA SGT TERUK DAN MAKIN
TERUK. SAYA MINTA MAAF SBB HARI NI SAYA TAK DPT BERJUMPA DGN SAYA TULIS
SURAT SEMASA SAYA DI HOSPITAL.SAYA SUDAH KESUNTUKAN MASA. SAYA MINTA
MAAF SBB TERPAKSA BERITAHU KAMU SKRG. SAYA MINTA MAAF ATAS PERGADUHAN KITA,KAMU MMG SEORG KAWAN YG HEBAT. SAYA JANJI SAYA AKAN SENTIASA MEMERHATIKAN KAMU.
SALAM KASIH SAYANG.
KAMU PUN BERLARI KE HOSPITAL UTK MEMINTA MAAF PDNYA. TAPI
HANYA IBUNYA SAJE YG ADA DI SITU. IBUNYA MENEKAP MUKANYA DGN KEDUA
BELAH TGNNYA. DAN DIA PUN MENANGIS. DIA MELUTUT DAN BERDOA SUPAYA TUHAN
KEMBALIKAN ANAKNYA. KAMU SUDAH TERLAMBAT. KAMU BERHARAP DPT BERITAHU
KAWANMU YG KAMU MINTA MAAF DAN UCAPKAN SELAMAT TINGGAL.
PENGAJARANNYA:
SEMUA
KAWAN ADA MASA NAIK DAN TURUN. DAN KADANGKALA KAMU PERLU MEMINTA MAAF.
JGN TUNGGU ORG LAIN MELAKUKANNYA DULU. SBB KAMU TAKKAN TAHU APE AKAN
TERJADI ESOK HARI.
Aries 23rd October
Monday October 22nd 2007, 7:57 pm
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The Bottom Line
Dig deep in your ambitions for something new to explore. You’re meant to go places.
In Detail
Do you have a ‘life list’? You know, a list of all the things you
want to do at some point during your time here on earth? Today, sit
down and either get a life list started, or review your progress on
your existing list. Have you gone skydiving yet? (Do you really want
to?). Check in with your ambitions. Where do you want to explore? The
first step toward making it happen is thinking about making it happen.
Use your imagination.
Aries 22nd October
Sunday October 21st 2007, 5:28 pm
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The Bottom Line
Don’t do anything new that could get you in trouble with authorities. Play it safe.
In Detail
Opening yourself up to a new romantic opportunity also means that
you are opening yourself up to emotional intensity and upheaval, so be
careful. Don’t do anything for a new heartthrob that could get you in
trouble with authorities. There is probably nothing to worry about, but
you do need to be careful of anything too over-the-top. People are
drawn to your energy right now, and before you decide to fall for them,
figure out what really makes them tick.
Penyesalan?.. Kekesalan?…
Friday October 19th 2007, 7:53 pm
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Jurnal pernah merasakan nyer?.. korang menyesal dengan keputusan yang korang buat?..menyesal dgn jalan yang korang pilih… menyesal dengan jawapan yang korang berikan… menyesal dengan kejadian2 yang lepas… pelbagai penyesalan..
semua terjadi… kenapa?.. takdir???.. bukan kah kita boleh mengubah nya?.. kita di berikan akal fikiran… di berikan kewarasan untuk berfikir… tapi kenapa ek kita jarang menggunakan nyer…. bila sesuatu dah terjadi.. baru kita rasa menyesal… yg tambah menyedihkan lagi… kita tak pernah belajar dari kesilapan masa lalu kita.. tak pernah cuba mengubah perkara itu supaya tidak berlaku lagi… kenapa yer?
Milia pernah terasa menyesal dengan suatu kejadian yg melanda diri Milia dulu… Milia tau.. kalu Milia kuatkan hati dan semangat.. Milia boleh menghalang perkara itu terjadi… tapi masa itu.. semangat Milia tiada maknanya… tiada kekuatan.. 
semangat yg tiada semangat…dan akhirnya.. sekarang Milia menyesal dengan kejadian itu… dan Milia cuba sedaya upaya menghalang kejadian itu berulang laku lagi pada diri Milia…tapi… tetap terjadi juga…bukan Milia tak halang.. bukan Milia tak cuba.. bukan Milia tak hindari… tapi perkara itu tetap terjadi pada Milia… luka di hati belum sembuh… luka baru dah bertapak…luka lama belum hilang.. luka baru dah datang…
kadang-kadang perkara2 yang terjadi selalu membuat kita berpikir… kita
la… tapi… setiap yg terjadi tu ada hikmah dan hikmatnya.. ada rahmatnya… kita jer yang tak tau.. kita jer yang tak nampak.. BUTA!! BODOH!!…
kekesalan akan muncul dan terbit di dalam hati kita.. hanya selepas benda2 itu
menggunakan akal fikiran kita… tapi setakat macam tu jer?.. berpikir jer?.. tanpa ada sebarang hasilan?.. penyudahan?.. jawapan?.. hahahah…serupa tak yah pikir
Atas Nama Cinta
Friday October 19th 2007, 7:11 pm
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Aku wanita yang punya cinta di hati
Dan dirimu dan dirinya dalam hidupku
Mengapa terlambat cintamu telah termiliki
Sedang diriku dengan dia tak begitu cinta
Mengapa yang lain bisa
Mendua dengan mudahnya
Namun kita terbelenggu
Dalam ikatan tanpa cinta
Reff:
Atas nama cinta
Hati ini tak mungkin terbagi
Sampai nanti bila aku mati
Cinta ini hanya untuk engkau
Atas nama cinta
Kurelakan jalanku merana
Asal engkau akhirnya denganku
Kubersumpah atas nama cinta
Mengapa yang lain bisa
Mendua dengan mudahnya
Namun kita terbelenggu
Dalam ikatan tanpa cinta
What I Cannot Change
Friday October 19th 2007, 6:59 pm
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Jurnal I know what makes me comfortable
And I know what makes me tick
And when I need to get my way
I know how to pour it on thick
Cream and sugar in my coffee
Right away when I awake
I face the day and pray to God
I won’t make the same mistakes
All the rest is out of my hands
I will learn to let go what I cannot change
I will learn to forgive what I cannot change
I will learn to love what I cannot change
But I will change, I will change
Whatever I, whenever I can
Yeah I don’t know my father
Or my mother well enough
It seems like everytime we talk
We can’t get past the little stuff
The pain is self-inflicting,
I know it’s not good for my health
But it’s easier to please the world
Than it is to please myself
All the rest is out of my hands
I will learn to let go what I cannot change
I will learn to forgive what I cannot change
I will learn to love what I cannot change
But I will change, I will change
Whatever I, whenever I can
Right now I can’t care about how everyone else really feels
I have enough hurt of my own to heal
I will learn to let go what I cannot change
I will learn to forgive what I cannot change
I will learn to let go what I cannot change
I will learn to forgive what I cannot change
I will learn to love what I cannot change
But I will change, I will change
Whatever I, whenever I can
Hilang….
Friday October 19th 2007, 6:48 pm
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Jurnal Bagai semalam ku bersua
Wajah yang memiliki cinta
Masih teguh kupelihara setia
Sanggup kau tinggalkan semua
Membawa segala
Di mana ku letakkan jiwa ini
Seakan berterbangan untuk mencari tempatnya
Hatiku kan selama
Memuja dan menyinta
Kau kekasihku
Hilang
Pergi merantau
Mengapa
Tak rela diriku terjaga
Belum sedarku buka mata
Siang malam berlalu sama
Saja
Sukar untukku lepasi
Hari yang mendatang
Tak daya menahan air mata
Dan meratapi hiba menyesal dan meronta oh
Hatiku kan selama memuja dan menyinta
Kau kekasihku
Hilang
Jauh melangkah
Tinggalkan semua
Berakhirlah sudah tiada gunanya menyalahi
Sesiapa
Bangunkan daku segera
Dari lena
Jauh melangkah
Menghilang
Tiada ku kesalkan
Biarlah
Kurela
Aries 20th October
Friday October 19th 2007, 6:28 pm
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Jurnal The Bottom Line
Focus all your brain power on achieving one goal today, and nothing can stop you.
In Detail
If you stop and think about it today, you’ll realize that the
greatest battles of your life have been battles of will. So if you
encounter conflict today, keep that in mind. If you can focus your
brainpower on achieving one goal today, there is nothing and no one
that can stop you. Do not accept compromise just for the sake of
keeping the peace. Move forward with your ideas. If you display all the
confidence you feel, you won’t ruffle any feathers — you will inspire
people
